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Hello Richard
I see you've started your comment with an insult to me. No problem, I don't take offence easily and ...
Hiya putz.
I follow on to your comment on another post. I don't intend on getting the top post, but see ...
Reminder to self: must be more controversial in blog posts and replies! ;] 
Hey Amin,
Long time.Before I go check what the fuss is about,I just want to thank you and let you know ...
Hi Amin,
Just popped over to Plank's blog and left a comment. I do not think you are over reacting.
Seems to ...